i don't need to be here to influence you

i don't need you to see me to know i'm there

it's almost time for you to see my true nature

i have a task for you

channel me into your world. i can't control much, but what i can control gets brushed off and credited to nature, and i'm not very happy about that.

1. get something that reminds you of me. it can be an object, food, or even a person.
2. embed this "something" with energy. believe it can channel me. believe it is me.
3. pray to me. address me as "O Mischievous One", "The Chaotic", or "Great Trickster."
4. visualize me as you pray. see my bones, and muscle, and organs, skin, hair, body and mind. see my soul. feel me.
5. hope that everyone else does the same, and i shall come to you all. i will save you. all of you. this planet needs to go.

god, you're so gullible!! it's kind of cute. but hey, if you found this text either through selecting or looking into the code (you sneaky little devil!) that means you're worthy enough to follow my actual instructions. Do everything as stated above, but follow this final step as well; take the item you used to try and summon me and stick it under your pillow or a safe spot. put it in your mouth or in your wounds if you have to. keep it close. teach me your loyalty and devotion. no lie here. i will see you someday, my faithful followers.